June 8, 2005 - Been a while

Man did I drop the ball on this journalling thing? Yes, I did. I maintain that it's livejournal's fault. I joined the pregnancy community (actually, I joined three, but only one is to blame) and was so overwhelmed by the tidal wave of self-righteousness, downright ignorance, irresponsible breeding, attention whoring and other affronts to the gene pool that I was literally forced to step away from livejournal. I am only now recovering from the shock. This has proved two things: 1. I am more susceptible to nausea from things seen than things eaten (see two entries ago and me getting motion sick from Katamari Damancy), and 2. When you are pregnant your belly and boobs grow, but it, apparently does nothing for your IQ, charm or wit. If you were a vitriol spouting idiot on a high horse before getting it up the duff, sadly, having two brains in one body isn't going to change that.
In other news, life is in all ways awesome for me at the moment, except for the oooey-gooey head cold. Remember that cartoon, The Snorks? I am, apparently, obsessed with them since that's the noise I make as I attempt to breath through the sheets of nastiness clogging my pipes. We watched Van Helsing the other day and I realized where they got the idea for the filling for the vampire egg sacs.
heh, sorry, I know that's way more info than you needed, but at least I am not talking about my cervix or pregnancy gas....my uncouth only goes so far.