May 2, 2005 - Uh..
So, um, I'm pregnant.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
About Me
- Name: Theoretical Grammatarian
- Location: San Francisco, CA
Silly, sarcastic, sweet, snuggly, near-sighted, bookish, profane. I'm a damn good shot. I drive people to the airport. I don't know how to cook for less than six people. My mother called me Trouble. I have small feet and a shoe obession. I mock, therefore I am. I'm pasty, freckled, and I throw like a girl. I'm a new, first-time Mom and not afraid to talk about my son like I'm a total idiot. I like splashing in puddles, walking in the rain, and the smell of freshly cut celery.
Previous Posts
- April 11, 2005 - So much Awesome!
- April 1, 2005 - You keep hoping right up 'til the ...
- March 17, 2005 - ...Of love, adootdootdoot...
- February 5, 2005 - Snot Faucet the Undead
- January 25, 2005 - She's here!
- January 19, 2005 - Snot faucet
- January 5, 2005 - New Year Stuff
- December 23, 2004 - Ah, Winter
- December 15, 2004 - Procreation, as opposed to ama...
- December 10, 2004 - My husband, the Kringle
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