September 17, 2005 - Why I walk like this

His name is Thomas. We call him the Disco Ninja in honor of all the kicking, punching and booty shaking he does. I am firmly into the waddling stages of pregnancy. We are due January 8th, but I am sort of hoping he comes out a bit early, as he's measuring big already and he's inherited his father's GIANT head.
If you hear a loud screaming echoing off of the hills of San Francisco sometime around the first week of January, you will know that I have kept my commitment to deliver naturally. 
The apocalypse is nigh. You have been warned