A post a day, huh? Oh that's gonna happen!
Something weird and exciting happened to me on Tuesday. I left the house - no, no that's not the really cool part, rare though it seems to be, the exciting bit was that I went out with my husband...and we didn't take the child! Yes, you read that right, the two of us left our house, sans Thomas! Shock shock horror horror!! It was the second time we've done so since Rear Admiral Poopsenhosen was born. Madness!!!
Thomas stayed home with my wonderful friend Tommy Salami, who I've known since I was 15 (because that's the level of trust that is required to babysit my kid, because I'm, like, totally not paranoid at all), so we could go see the Tiger Lillies! I huffed and I puffed and I pulled my gut in, then strapped a corset over the damn thing, wriggled my feet into impractical but gorgeous shoes, slapped enough makeup on to turn my sorry mug into something vampy and less than haggard, and off I tottered to the show.
You know what? I've had a bit of gin, and I think I might be a little too tipsy to make a good entry. I'll try again tomorrow, and leave you with this:
Thomas stayed home with my wonderful friend Tommy Salami, who I've known since I was 15 (because that's the level of trust that is required to babysit my kid, because I'm, like, totally not paranoid at all), so we could go see the Tiger Lillies! I huffed and I puffed and I pulled my gut in, then strapped a corset over the damn thing, wriggled my feet into impractical but gorgeous shoes, slapped enough makeup on to turn my sorry mug into something vampy and less than haggard, and off I tottered to the show.
You know what? I've had a bit of gin, and I think I might be a little too tipsy to make a good entry. I'll try again tomorrow, and leave you with this:
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I don't own a corset but I can tell you that my stretchy black girdle doth spilleth over with pure elastic goodness.......
Ahh heavenly typos descending on the wings of my angelic typing fingers.
I wish blogger offered an edit option instead of having to delete comments.
Oooh, maybe thats another little something to add to my prayers.
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