Parts of My Body Not Currently Sore
Eyelids
Ears
Pinky toes

Things I Have Purchased This Week
Workout pants
Pull-up bar with straps for ab workouts
Wine cube

Things I Do at 6 a.m.
Turn off alarm
Curse silently
Question my life goals
Try to remember where I put my sports bra
Go jogging

Things I Want Right Now
Cheeseburger
Chili Fries
One of those little deep fried burritos they used to have in school lunches

Things I am Having Instead
Mint tea
Lactic acid
The hollow comfort of virtue

What I'm Doing on March 5th
Taking the POST entrance assessment which is step one in the application process for becoming a police officer